Achievements

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The game's Steam Achievements can be gained while playing. Most of them provide no in-game rewards (the ones that do will be marked).

{S} denotes a secret achievement.

{U} denotes one that unlocks something in-game.

A list of all the achievements are listed below, but can also be found on Steam, True Steam Achievements.

	{U} Poison IV
	Inflict 50+ stacks of Spinfection onto a single enemy

	{U} Ballwark in a China Shop
	End a battle with 100 Ballwark

	First Come, First Served
	Defeat any boss on the first turn

	{S} Holey Moley
	Defeat Avogadro, the Mole Boss

File:Wood you Kindly?.jpg	{S} Wood you Kindly?
	Defeat Avogadro's tree before entering the Castle

	{S} End Of The Slime
	Defeat the Slime Boss

	{S} All In All
	Defeat the Demon Wall

	{S} Siege No More
	Defeat the Ballista Crew

	{S} Sapper Sweeper
	Defeat the Super Sapper

	{S} Won't Get Ruined Again
	Defeat the Qaballistic Ruins

	{S} The Treasurer Doesn't Measure Up
	Vanquish Thesaurosus, the Avaricious Dragon

	I Said Punny, Not Puny
	Deal exactly one damage

	Don't Make Us Say It
	Deal more than 9,000 damage in one shot

	Math Is My Passion
	Deal just enough damage to kill an enemy

	It Was Not Your Time
	Leave an enemy with just one health point

	Sticks And Stones
	Die during an event scenario

	Spring Cleaning
	Fully clear a pegboard

	Walking On Pegshells
	Hit 1,000 pegs or more in one shot

	Red Slime Green Slime
	Have Bramble 6 applied to an enemy

	{S} Some Assembly Required
	Assemble the Assemball

	{S}{U} Slime After Slime
	Have an orb bounce only between slimed pegs 6 times before touching anything else

File:Multiballer.jpg	Multiballer
	Have 16 multiballs on-screen at once

File:Cruciball Courier.jpg	Cruciball Courier
	Complete Cruciball Level 5

File:Cruciball Captain.jpg	Cruciball Captain
	Complete Cruciball Level 10

File:Cruciball Commander.jpg	Cruciball Commander
	Complete Cruciball Level 15

File:Critical Thinking.jpg	Critical Thinking
	Achieve a 5x crit multiplier with the Critsomallos Fleece

File:A Full Sweep.jpg	A Full Sweep
	Battle the Ballista Militia until all its minions have spawned

File:Where's my membership card?!.jpg	Where's my membership card?!
	Buy every item from Haglin's Shop at Cruciball Level 10 or higher

Trivia

• "Don't Make Us Say It" is a reference to the "over 9,000" internet meme
• "I Said Punny, Not Puny" refers to most orb names are puns of varying kinds
• "Ballwark in a China Shop" is based off of the "bull in a china shop" idiom
• "Slime After Slime" is a pun on the phrase "time after time"

Version History

• v0.9.25: Added Cruciball Courier, Cruciball Captain, Cruciball Commander, Critical Thinking, A Full Sweep, Multiballer, and Where's my membership card?!
• v0.9.22: Added Some Assembly Required and Slime After Slime
• v0.9.01: Added Poison IV, Ballwark in a China Shop, and "The Treasurer Doesn't Measure Up
• v0.8.29.1: Fixed a bug that would cause a crash or stuck client when unlocking an achievement
• v0.7.42: Added Sapper Sweeper
• v0.7.27: It Was Not Your Time now triggers when caused by attack damage
• v0.7.16: Fixed Won't Get Ruined Again not triggering if players one-shot the boss
• Early Access Release: Introduced